Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy


The only two characters I wholeheartedly like are Grant and Max


I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”


Scott is valued at 25 million on deadpool. I think we can agree whoever the Benefucker is, at least they know true treasure when they see it.